What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 07:53

Me : Because it's month of August.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
He : I'm 24.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I don't drink
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : Sure.
He : Tea ?
How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.